Tucker Carlson Solicits Marriage Counseling from Squirrelly Virgin Nick Fuentes

Carlson tells angelic influencer Nick Fuentes he is sorry for calling him a ‘bizarre little homosexual boy residing in his basement’

Tucker Carlson, the perimeter podcaster and former “Nantucket douche” vogue icon, launched an thrilling new episode this week with compelling discussions about marriage, masturbation, and the evil plans of “organized Judaism.” He was joined by Nick Fuentes, the 27-year-old influencer beloved of closeted homosexual incels and morbidly overweight anti-Semites. He’s described as a “Nazi boy… who resembles a small youngster with out love and a spotlight.”

Earlier than asking Fuentes to handle the decline of marriage and the complexities of heterosexual relationships, Carlson apologized for calling him a “bizarre little homosexual boy residing in his basement” on August 1. Fuentes, who has described himself as “the straightest man” who ever lived however has additionally mentioned “having intercourse with girls is homosexual,” laughed awkwardly. When requested if he had ever really lived with a lady, Fuentes admitted that he had not. He does not discover them ‘very engaging’. Nonetheless, Fuentes appeared to impress the host together with his distinctive perspective on girls and Jews.

“I feel probably the most stunning phrases a lady can say are: I made you dinner. I made you cookies,” Fuentes mentioned. Carlson nodded alongside because the Squirrel Maiden argued that ladies ought to be “subservient” to their husbands and that “the function of girls is a sort of hero worship.” The like-minded influencers mentioned the epidemic of jerking off, Jewish infidelity, and the genius of Glenn Greenwald, the anti-Israel journalist embroiled in a foot worship intercourse tape scandal. At one level, Fuentes offered some penetrating perception into the topic of autogynephilia, a psychological time period for males who expertise sexual arousal by imagining themselves as girls.

Carlson discovered this ‘fascinating’.

It’s unclear whether or not Fuentes’ views on marriage had been influenced by his admiration for Joseph Stalin. He acknowledged that he was a “fan” of the Soviet dictator and mentioned he thought-about Stalin’s birthday an “essential date.” Stalin is greatest recognized for, amongst different issues, impregnating a 14-year-old. His second spouse, Nadezhda, is claimed to have dedicated suicide. Adolf Hitler, one other sadistic freak whom Fuentes has praised, was briefly married to Eva Braun earlier than the couple dedicated suicide in an underground bunker.

‘Are you a fan of Stalin?’ Carlson requested. “We’ll get again to that.”

All in all, it was a energetic and boldly unique contribution to the nationwide discourse. We’re wanting ahead to Carlson getting again to that Stalin factor.